Sexy John Green
That's right. It's a thing.

neilnevins:

(mom walks in son’s doorway holding pack of cigarettes she found under his pillow)

"ARE YOU USING………METAPHORS"

1 day ago with 881 notes — via justafanboy, © neilnevins


edwardspoonhands:

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

dftbarecords:

Limited Edition TFiOS Preparedness Kit
This pack includes:
Drawstring backpackExclusive tissue packExclusive sunglassesLapel pin (metal, butterfly clutch clasp)3 exclusive postcards3 exclusive stickers
Get ready for TFiOS! 

This was my dad’s idea. He’s amazing.

Our parents are so awesome/hilarious/great. We really won the parent lottery. Anyway, you can get the TFIOS Preparedness Pack at DFTBA.com.

The Limited Edition Paper Towns Preparedness Pack will include:
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor…
It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)
Vaseline 
six-pack, Mountain Dew
One dozen Tulips
one Bottle Of water
Tissues
one Can of blue Spray paint

The big fat daddy vaseline too…not the baby size…or the mommy size.

edwardspoonhands:

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

dftbarecords:

Limited Edition TFiOS Preparedness Kit

This pack includes:

Drawstring backpack
Exclusive tissue pack
Exclusive sunglasses
Lapel pin (metal, butterfly clutch clasp)
3 exclusive postcards
3 exclusive stickers

Get ready for TFiOS!

This was my dad’s idea. He’s amazing.

Our parents are so awesome/hilarious/great. We really won the parent lottery. Anyway, you can get the TFIOS Preparedness Pack at DFTBA.com.

The Limited Edition Paper Towns Preparedness Pack will include:

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor…
It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)

Vaseline

six-pack, Mountain Dew

One dozen Tulips

one Bottle Of water

Tissues

one Can of blue Spray paint

The big fat daddy vaseline too…not the baby size…or the mommy size.

1 week ago with 15,340 notes — via describingendora, © dftbarecords


bandom-pride:

pissed-with-pie:

moonblossom:

keni93:

therapydinosaur:

The fault in our murder 

Looking for an Alibi.

An Abundance of Evidence

Paper Trails


1st degree murder, first degree murder

bandom-pride:

pissed-with-pie:

moonblossom:

keni93:

therapydinosaur:

The fault in our murder 

Looking for an Alibi.

An Abundance of Evidence

Paper Trails

1st degree murder, first degree murder

2 weeks ago with 77,814 notes — via tohal, © therapydinosaur


I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.



thelaughingwholock:

ollyhooper:

REBLOG THE GREEN BROTHERS EVERYTIME THEY ARE MY DASH SAYING THEY LOVE EACH OTHERS

thEY LOOK SO HAPPYYY LOOKIT

2 weeks ago with 102,435 notes — via impossibilitycloak, © roflandtroll


deanisanactualprincess:

ethan-lawson-wate:

fishingboatproceeds:

I hope you enjoy my book, Reverse Centaur.

john

i think he’s lost it

deanisanactualprincess:

ethan-lawson-wate:

fishingboatproceeds:

I hope you enjoy my book, Reverse Centaur.

john

i think he’s lost it

3 weeks ago with 90,139 notes — via johnthemod1, © slushyland


pizzajohn:

I’ve been awaiting this moment.
It’s just as the prophecy predicted.

pizzajohn:

I’ve been awaiting this moment.

It’s just as the prophecy predicted.



topless-bottom:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

topless-bottom:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

1 month ago with 128,315 notes — via so-physics-physics-eh-phyyyysics, © ayeenon


avenging-superwholockian:

people-with-tiny-faces:

- j o h n  g r e e n -

I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

avenging-superwholockian:

people-with-tiny-faces:

- j o h n  g r e e n -

I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE



pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.

1 month ago with 430,531 notes — via butterlicious11, © pizza