He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
Is this the most fun a grown man can have [1/2]
Humpy Hank will never die!
Oh no!! The Pizza Johns found the pizza!
You shouldn’t encourage them. They will eat you out of house and home
I want to watch a movie where Pizza John merchandise comes to life and if you let it eat pizza it turns evil and destroys things and re-programs traffic lights and stuff.
its a metamorphosis
john green takes a shower
john green eats a bean burrito
john green loses weight
john green finds inner peace
john green killed augustus waters
john green abandons his children
john green’s best friend jumps off a building
the last two were uncalled for.
New York Times bestselling author John Green.
When fishingboatproceeds is best-selling author and den-mother of tumblr, John Green.
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