(mom walks in son’s doorway holding pack of cigarettes she found under his pillow)
"ARE YOU USING………METAPHORS"
This pack includes:
Exclusive tissue pack
Lapel pin (metal, butterfly clutch clasp)
3 exclusive postcards
3 exclusive stickers
This was my dad’s idea. He’s amazing.
Our parents are so awesome/hilarious/great. We really won the parent lottery. Anyway, you can get the TFIOS Preparedness Pack at DFTBA.com.
The Limited Edition Paper Towns Preparedness Pack will include:
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor… It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)
six-pack, Mountain Dew
One dozen Tulips
one Bottle Of water
one Can of blue Spray paint
The big fat daddy vaseline too…not the baby size…or the mommy size.
The fault in our murder
Looking for an Alibi.
An Abundance of Evidence
1st degree murder, first degree murder
It felt mushy.
If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in.
*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
REBLOG THE GREEN BROTHERS EVERYTIME THEY ARE MY DASH SAYING THEY LOVE EACH OTHERS
thEY LOOK SO HAPPYYY LOOKIT
I hope you enjoy my book, Reverse Centaur.
i think he’s lost it
I’ve been awaiting this moment.
It’s just as the prophecy predicted.
- j o h n g r e e n -
I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.